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I’ve been Naughty this year (but Richard made me do it!)

If Santa asks whether I’ve been naughty or nice this year I need to lie through my teeth if I’m to get anything this Christmas.

If I was one of Santa’s reindeer I’d be Rude-olph!

I hope the jolly man will understand, especially that we’re kin of sorts, he is after all North Polish!

My line of defence is that most naughty coal-worthy behaviour has been inspired by my fangirling of Richard and he is more than welcome to submit any form of punishment he sees fit!

(see what I mean? one mention of the man and it’s just pure filth…)

Anyway, let’s celebrate the season of Ho! Ho! Ho! by a round of Nasty Santa, Armitage style:

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I have a rubbish chute, will that do?

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Be warned, I’m a loud carol singer… never mind…

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Yeah?

So what are you gonna do about that???

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That last one makes me feel like I’m between a rock and a hard place…

And, if anyone had ANY doubt…

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He means his nose after a glass of sherry I hope.

Last but not least, for my friend Serv bravely battling the snow:

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A Very Merry! Dear Armitage Friends ūüôā

The “It’s Behind You, Richard!” Game

After trying to analyse what charming object is growing out of Richard’s shoulder, I thought we might have a round of:

It’s behind you, Richard!!!!

Ah, but what is it?

You will find the answers at the bottom.

Revenge is Oh so sweet!

When admitting he was a dog lover, maybe it isn’t the owner’s wrath that Richard should fear?

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Halloween is right around the corner and no abandoned house could do without one of these…

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Friend or foe?

Or maybe kin, a distant cousin?

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Personally, I stopped seeing the appeal when I was 6, but apparently these are still huge…

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We know Richard is reading about cadavers, but has he been reading up about that other part…

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Last, but not least, no celebrity¬†heart-throb is ever really free from one of these…

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Here are the answers:

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Have a wonderful Saturday!

Summer Heights High… say what now?!?

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You know how I always say I appreciate The Hobbit for introducing me to new stuff and gorgeous men like Aidan Turner and Dean O’Gorman.

I wrote a post on The Almighty Johnsons and let me tell you, we’ve caught up on all the episodes aired to date in NZ (season 3 episode 11) and we are raptured by it.

I can’t freakin’ wait for more and I’m already mourning¬†the fact that it’ll be almost a year before season 4 airs.

If you haven’t checked it out yet, all of the episodes are conveniently available on YT

That’s another reason why I love NZ, they don’t go all huffy and puffy about protecting their shows. Hear that USA?

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While we were chin-wagging on the issue of the Johnson boys, I asked KatharineD, my specialist on all things Down Under, to recommend more goodies from this previously untapped but apparently delicious source.

One of the recs was Summer Heights High.

Here’s what Katherine had to say:

“For off beat comedy, there‚Äôs a very clever one called Summer Heights High-¬†I read somewhere that Dawn French got hold of it and thought it was brilliant- well written satire”.

I’m always up for a good recommendation, so I decided to give it a try.

One hardly knows where to begin ūüėČ

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Firstly, if you’re a fan of the British The Office, The Catherine Tate Show or Little Britain, this is a MUST!

Fair warning, it’s cheeky, edgy, definitely off-beat, there are naughty words and controversial topics raised.

The above description ticks all my boxes for a comedy series but then my sense of humour is a required taste…

Summer Heights High is an Australian television mockumentary (where fictional stories are presented as documentaries) series, written by and starring Chris Lilley.

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It follows the lives of pupils at an Australian public school, especially three characters, all played by Lilley, and a supporting cast, many of whom are non-actors.

There’s the megalomaniacal¬†“Director of Performing Arts” Mr G, a self-absorbed, privileged “it girl”¬† Ja’mie King, and disobedient, vulgar Tongan student Jonah.

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The series manages to be wickedly funny, while at the same time it explores what life as a teenager in an Australian public school is like, raising issues such as social cliques, bullying, teenage slang, stereotyping, profanity, racism, and homophobia.

It’s not for everybody, but for me it’s a gem ūüôā

All 8 episodes are available on YT:

Amitage Moustache Madness

We’ve seen Richard’s face sporting all levels of fuzziness, from smooth as a baby’s bottom to hairy¬†beary, but not so much with moustaches.

I remember there being a dodgy lip warmer in Malice Aforethought and Miss Marie Lloyd, but I think that’s it (please correct me if I’m wrong).

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Staches¬†aren’t exactly the height of fashion now, and my dad seems to be the only man who can pull one off.

Don’t get me wrong, we’ve tried to get him to shave, but it’s just become a part of him and I think he feels¬†bare without it.

If you think there’s not much to a moustache, think again!

There are different shapes and sizes.

Don’t believe me?

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And if you want to get all fancy and europeany¬†about it, here’s a posher version of the good old moustache chart (you snob!):

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First up, the Fu Manchu, is a full, straight moustache that grows downward past the lips and on either side of the chin.

The pointed ends hang towards or past the jaw line.

To me it’s more like the Fu Hell’s Angels, but what do I know…

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Next up is a cross between the Regular Mo and Handlebar, although I’m getting a hint of Dr Watson too.

Quick, pass the pipe and an annoyed Sherlock.

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If a more slick version is your cup of tea, how about the full Handlebar.

He look like he’s about the release doves from his sleeve and sew a woman in half (I volunteer, Richard The Ravenous!).

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Then we have the Dali, which makes everyone look like a pompous twat artsy.

I could just go around drawing these on every magazine cover model.

I could just go around drawing these on Richard.

I could go around….Richard…

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Next up is something that I’d like to call Dali in the Rain.

It’s what my hair does when I curl it and step outside my house.

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If the purpose of a moustache is to warm the upper lip then this style has it covered (pun intended).

It’s the Walrus, but it¬†looks like¬†the Horseshoe on steroids.

The phrase “Waiter, waiter, there’s a¬†hair in my soup” is unavoidable…

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By now you could have noticed that the chin was getting a little lonely, so here’s a Handlebar and Chin Puff.

Sometime a man just needs to get his sleaze on…

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We need an Armitage Admirer poll to select the best option for Richard, so¬†I’ve compiled¬†some poll options.

And “no moustache” is not an option, sorry to say!

Let’s imagine that Richard in the mayor of Moustacheville¬†in Moustachion county, New Moustache state, The United States of Moustache.

In other words, he’s getting a moustache and you’ve just got to deal with it ūüėČ

Here are your options:

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So, I moustache you this question:

Can you guess which one is my favourite?

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“Sacre¬†bleu, ver ees¬†Marguerite goin¬†wit¬†de basket full ov¬†baguettes and fromage?

Regarder¬†en arri√®re¬†√† moi, you fille stupide!”‚ô¶

‚ô¶ I don’t speak French, can you tell?

¬†Oh l√†¬†l√†, I can’t lie, Monsieur Jean Thornton is turning me on ūüėČ

Benedict, you can drive my car anytime…

Benedict, you can drive my car anytime…

This put a huge smile on my face.

Benedict Cumberbatch sporting Sherlock curls punching Jeremy Clark.

Doesn’t get much better!

Here’s the show’s description:

“In this clip, we‚Äôre treated to seeing Benedict‚Äôs mother posing with quite a fanciful car, we learn what the BBC Sherlock¬†star drove as his first vehicle, we see host Jeremy Clarkson learn how to take a punch, and determine¬†how well Cumberbatch fared on his timed track laps versus other Star Trek greats.

We also get the secret behind exactly how Sherlock Holmes was able to survive the Reichenbach Fall.‚ÄĚ

I think not, but it’s still a good giggle ūüôā

Benedict, you can drive my car anytime…

Still on my wishlist: Richard Armitage on Top Gear!

I wonder if he’d be one of those tame sensible drivers, or if he’d release the driving beast within and it’d be pedal to the metal.

BTW, Benedict Cumberbatch has been the face of Jaguar, so I guess the reasonably priced car is a bit of a letdown for him.

By the way, I love how they add “actor” to his name.

Duh, I think we all gathered as much.

With a name like that he could hardly be an accountant!

UPDATE:

If the answer to your question whether you want to see more of Ben on Top Gear is HELL YES! here’s a behind the scenes clip:

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Happy Silly Sunday

FanstRA4 Richard Armitage March 11th

FanstRA4 is breathing down my neck and it’s time to start setting things in motion (no pressure…), and all of ideas for posts for the events involve more than sitting and writing (which I can’t actually do all that well, hence the smoke and mirrors).

On the plus side my mind is starting to work in overdrive and I actually had a post idea at 5am and was so afraid it’d go away, so I actually got up to grab a pen and paper.

While I’m busy with that, and many other things, let me leave you with a video that had me in tears and suffocating with laughter yesterday.

Some say it’s fake.

I say: Who cares?

As someone commented, she literally has side burns now LOL!

This kills me!

Have a wonderful Sunday!

Have a Heart on Valentine’s Day

First things first, THANK YOU to all of you who have already¬†sent in your cropped features ūüôā
I still need more of your face/body parts for my FanstRA4 project, so please send them my way!

Keep them coming please, and I WILL start cold calling (or emailing, as the case may be) to fill my needed quota of a hundred billion (more or less…).

Valenite's Day Pin Up

Scrolling down at the post published at¬†I Want to be a Pin Up, I really do look like a total Armitage creep/weirdo/call the police and get a restraining order, because it’s been RAining Armitage over here for months.

Just call me Miss Pervy Armitage (no, really, I’m planning on officially changing it…).

As part of¬†Valentine’s Day I’ve decided to separate¬†my posts into those that refer more to the official¬†name of my blog, and those that are connected to the Armi-loony in me, which will be posted tomorrow.

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Time for the Valentine’s Day Pin Up Girls ūüôā

Some people are surprised I embrace Valentine’s Day so much, seeing that I’m single and jaded to the extreme, but I can’t help but support a day that’s all about love, in whatever shape or form it happens to be present in your life.

I wish you true romance  on the 14th of February, chocolates and long-stemmed roses from a passionate lover, champagne and some extra vigorous chandelier sex.

Then again, if you happen to be like me and you don’t even have a proper chandelier¬†to hang from, I wish you the feeling of being loved by friends and family ūüôā

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Romantic Pin Up roses Valentine's Day

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I hope you have a steaming Valentine’s Day and remember, in the words of RuPaul:

If you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?!?!?

Thorin’s Majestic Dear Diary Rec

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It’s the bad blogger (who’s doing her best)¬†here!

Ya know, the one who either doesn’t post or posts fillers, and wouldn’t you know it, I have a bit of a filler for you today (again), but this one is Oh! so good.

As I’ve mentioned before, I’ve been enjoying Hobbit related fanfiction, and today I’d like to share the single funniest one EVER!

Thorin Oakenshield’s Majestic Diary ,written by ,¬†had me laughing out loud!

Just imagine the majestic king writing a diary that Bridget Jones would be proud of, determined NOT to fancy the Hobbit burglar, and trying to tolerate his idiot nephews.

And Gandalf?

He’s an: “intimidatingly powerful wizard as well as a weed-smoking tree-hugger who deals in illegal fireworks”.

This really is very funny and I hope it brightens up your Saturday ūüôā

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Have a wonderful weekend!

Still bloggin’ MIA…

I’m still spending (or do I mean wasting???) my free¬†time on tumblr, so here’s an interesting bunch of links between LOTR and The Hobbit which you may have missed (too busy drooling and such at the hsheer dwarf hotness on your screen).

Yup, I’ve seen the whole¬†LOTR trilogy close to 20 times and I missed most of them too ūüôā

Links between The Hobbit and LOTR

Source: I waste so much time

And here are some funny cards from SomeCards

My standards for men have been set by Hobbits, dwarves, elves, and wizards.

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Damnit Bilbo, this is the 5th time you've been late for work this month. Let's not make a Hobbit of it, ok?

Today I told my students I am a hobbit and that I am102.  Seemed easier than telling  them my real age.

I'm sorry I took your son's Halloween mask and accused him of being a hobbit in disguise.

Thorin Oakenshield is causing me to have inappropriate thoughts about Dwarves.

Sometime's It's hard to know when a policeman  isn't really two dwarves stacked on top of each other.

Have a wonderful hobbity day ūüôā

A post with NO THORIN!!!

I won’t even utter in a low voice: Elves!

No mention of Richard Armitage, not even my new favorite James Dean-esque picture, nor the airport candid-ish snapshot.

I need¬†some LOL’s today, so here are some cheap thrills¬†and laughs, courtesy of CDAN, my ultimate¬†guilty pleasure website!

Just one of those days, so I’m adding an almost 60 minute compilation.

You have been warned ūüėČ

I just need to watch people be idiots and do stupid things.

News bloopers.

I love these! (especially today…)

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