If Santa asks whether I’ve been naughty or nice this year I need to lie through my teeth if I’m to get anything this Christmas.
If I was one of Santa’s reindeer I’d be Rude-olph!
I hope the jolly man will understand, especially that we’re kin of sorts, he is after all North Polish!
My line of defence is that most naughty coal-worthy behaviour has been inspired by my fangirling of Richard and he is more than welcome to submit any form of punishment he sees fit!
(see what I mean? one mention of the man and it’s just pure filth…)
Anyway, let’s celebrate the season of Ho! Ho! Ho! by a round of Nasty Santa, Armitage style:
I have a rubbish chute, will that do?
Be warned, I’m a loud carol singer… never mind…
So what are you gonna do about that???
That last one makes me feel like I’m between a rock and a hard place…
And, if anyone had ANY doubt…
He means his nose after a glass of sherry
Last but not least, for my friend Serv bravely battling the snow:
A Very Merry! Dear Armitage Friends 🙂