I have a decent amount of Armitage pictures on my laptop, I bet my compilation pails in comparison to most people’s (I’m a laptop purist and chuck things out the moment I even suspect I don’t need it).
Having said that, I have enough pictures when I want to fiddle around with photoshop.
I usually bin my little silly manips the moment they are published in a post, but every so often I end up keeping a few, mostly because they have inspired me to do something else.
Here a few of the manips I’ve made for whatever reason (seriously, with some of them I stopped asking why? and how?)
Then there are those manips that never get completed.
I’d been meaning to do a Richard Armitage Magician post (for whatever reason) and I never completed it:
There WILL BE a “what’s Richard leaning against?” brainstorming post once the RA Silent Auction(coming to a computer near you this Friday!) is done and dusted, but I’ll leave you with this image I’ve been toying around with:
I simply refuse to let go of Old Hollywood Richard!
Scientists keep on trying to figure out Viagra for women.
Here it is, and without any nasty side-effects!
In the meantime, here’s the image and you can start thinking where we’re going to stick Richard 🙂
Today marks the start of RA Halloween Week (OK, technically it’s Halloween 4 days, but that doesn’t have the same ring to it…).
I’ll be serving up the usual mayhem and madness, but I’ll also be trying out some new things like a ficlet or two, so I hope you’ll have yourself a spooky week 4 days.
It’s also the only time when the following image makes any sense:
Richard just looks better with age, there’s no denying it, but what’s the man’s secret?
Maybe a portrait hidden somewhere in his (alleged) NY abode?
One that shows all of his deepest darkest secrets that he wants to keep away from the prying eyes of his fans (sleepless nights partying, one too many shots of Russian vodka, a love of chocolate ice-cream…).
So now you know, but don’t mention it to Richard, he’s very touchy on the subject 😉
What other beauty tips does RA use to keep us fangirls salivating yearning?
Magzy asked me the other day whatever happened to Silly Sundays.
I think it’s 90% of post content here could be described that way so that didn’t make Sunday any special.
My mind went from Silly to Stereotype Sunday, inspired by Ms S’s love of German beer.
Armitage, Bavarian lederhosen, sounds like a winner to me!
So I’ve decided to take stereotypes of some countries and used them to objectify beautify our dear Richard!
This will be an ongoing project, so if there’s any other stereotypical features or garb of a specific country that you’d like to see RA plonked in, drop them in comments with suggestions on which feature to highlight.
It’s all a bit of fun, so I don’t want anybody huffing and puffing ready to blow this blog down, I don’t drink vodka much, nor do I have beached hair or eat kiełbasa.
Today we will start with German Armitage!
We know that Richard has the legs for these shorts and socks, he’s also been photographed nursing an oversized beer in his younger years.
I’ve taken the most stereotypical features like the full Bavarian outfit, beer, beautiful mountains, Octoberfest, pretzels, and some dog shape wurst because obviously no German household would be complete without it…
By the way, I met two Armitage fans in London last year in December and they were both wearing lederhosen which I felt was quite extreme seeing that it was very frosty that day…
OK, they weren’t, but wouldn’t it have been fun? 😉
Hair we go:
Todd is going to great lengths to finish this cutting edge tornado flick and one can only hope he’ll pony up soon, once he straightens out a few things.
I think it’s great he tweets pics hair and there of highlight from the film, we’re still waiting for a great clip, so I’m brushing off any criticism from other fans that he’s showing his true colours by teasing us.
There’ve been some cutting remarks, but let’s knot get tied up about it.
There have been discussions throughout the RA community regarding Garner’s intentions and the disturbing change in Richard’s hair length, as he’s clearly still sporting hair from down under… and I mean from NZ, so get your mind out of the gutter!
It’s something I’ll have to mullet over, although it looks like the mane issues were covered here and here, so check it out if you want to get to the root of the problem.
The truth is I can’t wait for the tornado flick, it doesn’t wash any more and I feel stranded.
I’m receding now, it’s all getting too hairy for me and I think I’m just splitting hairs now.
So, to cut this short, hairs to your success Richard!
You are a cut above the rest and we are rooting for you!