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Thorin is getting a bit frisky for Valentine’s Week

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I’m (unfortunately for you…) sticking with the theme of Valentine’s Week.

Here are some pick-up lines that you may want to use if you’re on the pull at a Hobbit convention (at your own risk).

It’s at moments like this, when I spend my free time making Tolkien mythology sound dirty that I question my choices in life…

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Thorin 5And last but not least…

thorin 6I bet you could do MUCH better, so hit me with your most painful Thorin pick-up lines 😉

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