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You’re a Pig, Richard! (but this Horse hearts you…)

Let me start by wishing everyone a Happy (Chinese) New Year!

Β FortuneCookie

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According to Chinese horoscope, Richard is a Pig.

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I’m not really a specialist in these matters, but winter would be a good fixed season, especially seeing that Richard is a bit of a ski bunny.

North? Check, that makes sense.

Water is a little harder to pin to RA, especially seeing that he has on many occasions expressed his uneasiness with regarding to this particular element.

I’m not sure what “associated sun sign” actually means but seeing that it’s my horoscope sign, I’d say that’s a snug fit πŸ˜‰

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Apparently Pig sign bearers are:

” nice to a fault and possess impeccable manners and taste.They have so much of the perfectionist in them that others may be inclined to perceive them as snobs, but this is a misconception”.

” Pigs are highly intelligent creatures, forever studying, playing and probing in their quest for greater knowledge”.

Richard sounds like a piggy to me πŸ˜‰

All of the Chinese horoscopes for 2014 mention that it will be a very busy year for pig sign bearer’s with regard to their career.

There will be new challenges ahead, but if pigs put all their energy into their activities, they shall blaze a trail and be extremely successful.

Let’s be honest, Richard’s successes usually end up putting a smile on all our faces, so blaze away, Mr A!


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15 responses »

  1. A pig, eh? No doubt his loins are very tasty.

  2. God bless this chinese horoscope prediction!! πŸ˜€

    • I know, many of the Chinese horoscope sites I visited seem to been automatically translated from Chinese and that’s a hoot to read!
      Anyway, as any good horoscope reader I’m focused on what fits and ignoring all the stuff that doesn’t! Successful 2014 it is Richard!

  3. Oh Cod, now we’re gonna get lots of “dirty swine” jokes… *snorts* Off to check now what wonderful characteristics roosters have…

  4. Since I am of the equine sect, let’s just say I’d like to horse around with the little piglet. We’d pony up to the bar for a couple of glasses of swine, nibble on some horse derves. After dinner, we’d saddle up, head for the barn, and make some hay by the fire. Trust me, the evening would not be a boar.

  5. My extensive online research(of one website) informs me that sheep/goats are very good matches for pigs…Just sayin’ πŸ˜‰ Baaaa! πŸ˜€

  6. I’m a Monkey in the Chinese Zodiac and a Libra in the Western…which means I dare you to try to shut me up. πŸ™‚

  7. “this Sign could happily spend hours on end making love, napping, taking a long bubble bath or dallying over an incredible spread of rich foods” I thought that part was worth highlighting πŸ˜‰

  8. I’m ready for him to a very prosperous year!

  9. Wonder if a rat and a pig are compatible? πŸ˜‰

  10. Richard does get a bit hammy at times.

  11. Ni hao!!! Happy Chinese New Year!!!
    I had no idea that Richard was a pig πŸ˜‰ Apparently, we could make a great pair (in friendship, in business or in love)…. I’m a rat! XD

  12. Looks good for me, for I’m also a “Chinese pig”. Isn’t there this saying: Birds of a feather flock together…… Absolutlely compatible!!!! Fact. ……Yep, pigs are soooooo friendly and sociable. πŸ˜‰


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