We haven’t had a note from you I quite some time, so I decided to open up this line of communication again.
I’m very pleased that you’re a little further East and closer to me, even though that means that I won’t be
stalking checking you out on the red carpet in London this week.
I really do hope that you have a great time this evening and I will definitely be following the festivities HERE at 6.20 pm (GMT+1 which is my kind of time zone).
It’s been quite cold in this part of the world and we’ve had heavy snowfall, so here are some items that I think will make your red carpet event more enjoyable.
Firstly, make sure you pull out your long johns from the bottom of your suitcase:
I know often your suits are *cough* form-fitting, but let’s make sure everything is nice and snug.
If it’s good enough for woodcutters and crab fishermen, it’s good enough for adorable British actors…
It’s also important to stay warm from the inside, so how about this:
Now, a hip flask may disturb the silhouette of your suit and you just know we’ll be obsessing over each and every bump, so how about a fun alternative:
How many people you know who take a St. Bernard to a red carpet event?
You’d be a hit and people will be asking: Benedict who?
Chicks dig a hot man with an adorable dog, so maybe you’ll actually
score manage to find other ways to stay warm.
I will be watching, cheering for you, experiencing my own RA heating effect 🙂
All the best and good luck for tonight,