I had the best of intentions:
I took my laptop to bed with me, set my alarm clock for 3.30am and was all set to join my RA peeps to enjoy the DOS festivities.
The alarm clock rang, I rolled over, switched it off and went back to catching Zzzzz’s.
Sure, probably reading North & South fanfiction till past midnight didn’t help, neither did the realisation that I had to be up at 6am.
While I was catching up on my beauty sleep, Richard was painting the town… black?
The styling was perfection, check out the length of the cuffs!
The thing is Richard, when I go left, you go right.
When I go to London, you go to Berlin.
When I go to sleep, you go out to party.
When I live in NY, you are in London, when I live in Europe, you move to the States.
This just won’t do!
When I want to get excited about new projects, you go mute.
When I fall for Porter or Lucas, you plan your exit strategy and they get killed off.
When I fall for the nape curls, you lop them off.
When I am enthralled with you, you have no idea I exist!
I guess that’ll have to do!