Do you know what Empire’s list of Sexiest Movie Stars 2013 tells me?
If you are single and ready to mingle, Middle Earth is the way to go!
Don’t let the rocker look fool you, Aragorn is a man at one with nature.
He enjoys long strolls in the countryside and has basic Bear Grills/Boy Scout survival skills that may come in handy when he takes you camping.
Aragorn has been in long-distance relationships before and is protective and loyal.
Here’s confirmed bachelor Bilbo Baggins.
Bilbo likes to take long walks in the Shire, cook and he fancies himself as a bit of a writer.
He’s looking for a gal who’s a home-body, shares his passion for elevenses and won’t eat the last pie in the pantry!
If youthful energy is what you seek, Kili is your
Kili enjoys going on adventures, extreme sports, and archery.
He’s a family man and likes nothing more than camping out, singing and telling stories around the fire.
If it’s an active man you seek, Éomer is the one for you!
This horse whisperer with a heart of gold enjoys riding out into the country, hunting and sword wielding.
Ladies, the man has a mane to die for, which seems to run in the family, so keep an eye out for your hair conditioner…
Thranduil enjoys moose riding and realm domination.
He is looking for a woman who is not a dwarf.
Legolas may seem like a tranquil sort of
elf bloke, but he’s always up for an adventure, an enjoys travelling.
He is loyal and handy with a bow and arrow if that’s your sort of thing.
He’s also pretty fit, looks great in a pair of tights, and enjoys cross-country runs and dwarf tossing.
And ladies, Legolas can carry a tune, so prepare to be serenaded.
Despite having difficulties in reading maps, Thorin Oakenshield makes up for it in his majestic air.
He enjoys speleology, believes the sword is mightier than the pen, and likes bird watching (especially eagles).
He’s also into genealogy and tracing his family
Ladies, Thorin sure likes his bling bling, so if you you’re looking for a playa’…
Smaug is not for the faint-hearted, but he may well set your heart on fire.
He enjoys long naps and antique items, especially jewels.
Ladies, the ratio of hot single men to women in Middle Earth is even better that in Alaska, so if you’re looking for a luv connection, maybe it’s time to grab your bow and arrow, pack up your pony, and head out there!