It’s bad enough when the most exciting things in RAWorld happen when you’re asleep.
It’s bloody awful when you are at work when you learn about it and can do nothing but long to get home and switch on the laptop, bloody nuisance job…
I’m chuckling that this is probably the only time when Servetus was wrong and my instincts proved spot on.
I’m basking as there won’t be a repeat of this emotion, but I’ve been pretty luckily recently, so remind me to get a lottery ticket…
Richard:
I’m a dog person. I don’t have a dog but if I were to have an animal it certainly wouldn’t be a bloody cat! They’re just temperamental and dogs are just cute and faithful”
Me:
*starts salivating*
Richard:
(translation: Hey Girl, how YOU doin’!)
Me:
*tail wags uncontrollably, involuntary flips onto back hoping for a belly rub*
Richard:
(translation: Cats? You’ve got to be joking! If I wanted to constantly be judged I’d live with my mother in law)
Me:
*involuntarily wees on carpet as the joy is just. too. much*
Cat lovers, don’t be sad!
I hear that Vladimir Lenin was a big cat admirer, so you can have him and us dog lovers will keep Richard!
As a consolation prize (although you should quit your complaining because Lenin could be seen as attractive if you like that type) I suggest you visit My Cat is a Dick that contains pictures of cats being… well…dicks…
On a side note, I was just wondering if Richard ever sees comments to what he says like here and wonders why he even bothers…
It’s was a humoristic answer to a silly question, let’s take it all with a grain of salt.
My Magzy has a cat phobia and believe me, if she was ever asked that question, THAT would be one heck of a bitchy answer.
Lighten up peeps, it’s all just for fun!
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