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Armitage Beard Trimmings ON SPECIAL OFFER!

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Ladies and Gentlemen!

We have an AMAZING item on offer today!

The Armitage Beard Trimmings!

For a limited time only, you can order this item, and change your life!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the proud owner of a celebrity beard?

Now you have the chance!

You have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to buy the best nature can offer!

Grab your phone and order:

The Armitage Beard Trimmings Delux Set

The set includes:

A velvet pouch with 1 ounce of the trimmings of Richard Armitage’s Beard•

Each comes with a Certificate of Authenticity.

Keep your Richard Armitage Beard Trimmings close to you with this stylish pouch!

It fits comfortably into your handbag, and can also be worn around the neck.

→A user guide on how to get the best from your Armitage Beard!

If you order NOW, you will also receive:

→The decorative frame for your Armitage Beard Trimmings!

For those who order more than 2 sets we have a special gift!

→An artificial beard °, similar in style to the one Richard Armitage had during the shooting of the Hobbit and at Comic-Con in San Diego.

A must for any fashionable person!

Wow your friends and family with your sense of style, and be the envy of all!

Be prepared for the December premier!

•Please note, the set does not include the actor Richard Armitage
°Made in China
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About AgzyM

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons". A fangirl through and through, anglophile, and admirer of beauty whereever I can find it. I love books and art, and spend too much time admiring Richard Armitage and other amazing British actors.

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  1. You are so creative Agzym and you have the amazing power to make us laugh ! I order my Armitage Beard NOW. I can just add “Just buy It and don’t think about the price” ….

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  2. You are the only person who can make laugh before leaving for a dentist appointment… 😉 Thank you!!!

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    • As I’ve stated before, my dentist is super hot, so I just focus on him sticking his fingers in my mouth, and the fear just goes away! He is wearing latex gloves at the time, and holding a sharp instrument, so there’s nothing sexy about it, but it makes my day 😉

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      • I need to use another strategy as my dentist is a lady, nice person and wonderful professional, but she’s not my type… lol … Better close my eyes and dream about RA. Maybe he’s also a bit anesthesic …;-)

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        • That’ll work! The hour will fly by. Plus think of all that dental surgery poor Richard had to endure to get his pearly whites! Now we can swoon at that Hollywood smile, but I presume it was a bit of an OUCHie to get !

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          • Indeed thinking about RA made the time fly. Besides, I was lucky as no painful procedure was needed. So, I’m back, safe and happy!!! 😉

          • Yay! So a good day after all! There’s nothing like a few warm RA thoughts to distract from any gloom! 🙂

  3. I love coming to your blog in the morning, because I’m almost guaranteed to start the day off with a laugh! 🙂

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  4. I got an immediate laugh from this creative post. The beard hair will be much better than the veil we are supposed to wear in mourning. It will represent a time of beard darkness. It will go well with the black dresses I am wearing.

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    • LOL, no grieving for the beard here! I suggest recycling it and putting it to good use! Those in mourning should done the fake Armitage beard, as a sign of respect. Thanks for reminding the Beard lovers of that Brooke. Me? I might go for a porn mustache 😉

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      • I only chose to temporarily mourn for respect because the beard died from a terrible run in that resulted in slow torture from Sir Schick Razor. Hehe. The beard numerous times that he had been fearing this for months. Ok, I am getting silly again. Haha.
        Yes! Do go for the porn mustache. I highly encourage it. I don’t know how it would look with your pinup clothing items. 🙂

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        • Oops. I meant that the beard told me numerous times about what he was dreading.

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          • What else did the beard say? Did it whisper sweet nothings in you ear only to disappear? Bloody beards, always love you,then leave you 😉

        • Well, now that it’s gone, in the words of Harry, there’s a “the promise of softness beneath”! People are so sad to see the beard go. Goodbye Beard, hello sexy shaven Armitage face. On shaving, I bet Richard came across a few long lost items that got lost in the bushy wonder. Oh, there are the house keys, ahhh the phone charger, I knew I had a new set of DIY tools somewhere 🙂

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  5. ROFL! I’m just imagining an ounce of beard hair in a pouch. With a frame…
    The mind boggles, m’dear! Love it!!!!!

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  7. Hey, if it had to die, I’m for recycling. 😉

    LOL!!! Great post. 🙂

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    • It’s also good for weaving baskets, and making strong rope 🙂

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      • You remind me, I still have my clipped braids from when I was about 8 years old. You come up with some cute ideas here….. 🙂

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        • I think you should weave your braids with the Armitage beard, place it under your pillow, have sweet RA dreams and see what happens 😉 Who knows, maybe you’ll produce some cute little beards with tiny braids, or the Beard Fairy will come and leave you some cash 😉

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          • Oh, this sounds just too good. Is there any beard left for to weave it in with my braids? Yes! Under the pillow! Excellent idea! Maybe it distinctly improves my rate of dreams about RA from nearly zero to let’s say 7 (a week)?? I don’t want to be too greedy.. Sigh…A beard fairy….could that be romantic?.

          • There may be a post comming up on the topic! Linda, you are my inspiration 🙂
            Don’t feel bad, I also don’t dream about RA, only had one so far, but it was linked to Guy putting on his armour in front of the fireplace, so it was worth it! Quality, not quantity!
            By the way, I did dream about Tom Hardy as Stuart from the movie Stuart: A Life Backwards. Before everyone gets excited that I had a Hardy dream, let me just remind you he plays a homeless drug addict there. Oh, well…

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  9. Ahhhh…. To clone my own Richard… *stares into space, goes into distant dReAmland*

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    • Those darned politicians and their hard stance on cloning! How can creating my very own Richard be immoral? Where’s the danger there? I would quit my job and stop paying taxes, but apart from that? Harmless! 😉

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