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New Hobbit Plot. Welcome to Thorin’s Tavern

We’ve heard that there may be some new plots included in The Hobbit movie.

Some have mentioned a love story, and we can only keep our fingers crossed that some smart lady will find Thorin Oakenshield as irresistible as we do.

I do have it on good authority, however, that due to the lack of a sufficient amount of ponies in NZ, the plot of The Hobbit has been adjusted, and for the portion of the movie, will be set in one location.

Welcome to

Thorin’s Tavern

The establishment voted The Drunkest Place in Middle Earth.

The hospitality puts The Prancing Pony to shame!

Here you will find a pitcher of wine, a blazing fire, and a fellow travel to sing a tune with.

Rooms available in Hobbit and Dwarf size, as well as Human.

The proprietor Thorin and his sword Orchrist  guarantee your safety, as you sit with your pipe filled with Longbottom pipe-weed and enjoy a pitcher of beer.

You will find no better home-made grub in all of Middle Earth!

Please note, the previous Hobbit cook was dismissed, as there was never anything in the pantry left for the guests.

For those who need a bit of sugar to sweeten up their day, the most delicious treats are on offer.

After such a tasty feast, fear not if your throat is parched.

Nowhere will you find a more lively crowd, or a more friendly one!

The hospitality of the Dwarves is second to none, whether you’re a friend or foe!


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19 responses »

  1. Thanks so much for that!!!! First laugh of the day 🙂

  2. Hihihi!:D…. Przez te wszystkie kiełbasy,szynki,czosnek zrobiłam się głodna;)

    • No to czas wpaść do tawerny! A ja, wegetarianka 🙂 Ale posiedziałabym sobie, pykając fajeczkę, z kuflem czegoś pysznego, słuchając śpiewu naszego naczenego krasnala 😉

  3. Your posts are a great way to begin my days… can’t stop laughing!!! Thank you!!!

  4. Brilliant and hilarious. Now I know where I want my date to take me on Friday night.

    Thank you for this. It was really really funny and smart. Thorin’s Tavern. I would never have thought of it.

    • Thanks Gracie! If it wasn”t for fear of the LOTR / Hobbit estate bleeding me dry, I think this would be a great idea for a business. As is, I could hardly afford the fee for using the name, and I doubt McKeller and Fry would stand in my defense! It is a lovely fantaasy though 🙂

  5. Where to I go to see THIS movie!? There is so much laughing going on right now at my end! Glad you went ahead an posted this, we could all do with some humor! 🙂

  6. I would like to book the honeymoon barrel!

    • I bet you wouLd! Wouldn’t we all, judging by those new Comic-Con posters of the Dwarf boys! Did you see Thorin? Kili? Thorin’s Tavern will have to include a Dwarf Striptease for the ladies at this rate!

  7. This is my kind of place, first round on me! 😀

  8. This is brilliant and such a relief after the last few days! Have great w/end everyone ☺

  9. Gosh, you make me thirsty but it’s too early here for a beer! 🙂


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