We’ve heard that there may be some new plots included in The Hobbit movie.
Some have mentioned a love story, and we can only keep our fingers crossed that some smart lady will find Thorin Oakenshield as irresistible as we do.
I do have it on good authority, however, that due to the lack of a sufficient amount of ponies in NZ, the plot of The Hobbit has been adjusted, and for the portion of the movie, will be set in one location.
The establishment voted The Drunkest Place in Middle Earth.
The hospitality puts The Prancing Pony to shame!
Here you will find a pitcher of wine, a blazing fire, and a fellow travel to sing a tune with.
Rooms available in Hobbit and Dwarf size, as well as Human.
The proprietor Thorin and his sword Orchrist guarantee your safety, as you sit with your pipe filled with Longbottom pipe-weed and enjoy a pitcher of beer.
You will find no better home-made grub in all of Middle Earth!
Please note, the previous Hobbit cook was dismissed, as there was never anything in the pantry left for the guests.
For those who need a bit of sugar to sweeten up their day, the most delicious treats are on offer.
After such a tasty feast, fear not if your throat is parched.
Nowhere will you find a more lively crowd, or a more friendly one!
The hospitality of the Dwarves is second to none, whether you’re a friend or foe!