I’m still on a bit of a John Porter high and I’ve been thinking of all the obstacles he’s had to overcome… only to be shot in the head!
Here are a few:
His wife and the hormonal teenage daughter
No sane woman would reject Porter, especially when he’s travelling halfway around the world on missions. He was out there risking his life to earn money for that ungrateful family.
The beating, whipping, punching
As good as Porter looks bloody and sweaty, there should be a law against damaging that beautiful face.
The constant betrayal
With the amount of backstabbing, it’s a wonder Porter even got out of bed.
The sympathy shag
I can understand that for men sex is sex, no matter the motive. But you can’t feel too good about yourself when you find out a woman slept with you because she was ordered to do so.
The curse of the dodgy wig
This is too painful to even write about…
Porter deserved a happy ending!
I shall always remember him like this…
and perhaps a little bit like this…