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The Porter Brick Wall



I’m still on a bit of a John Porter high and I’ve been thinking of all the obstacles he’s had to overcome… only to be shot in the head!

How rude!

Here are a few:

His wife and the hormonal teenage daughter

No sane woman would reject Porter, especially when he’s travelling halfway around the world on missions. He was out there risking his life to earn money for that ungrateful family.

The beating, whipping, punching

As good as Porter looks bloody and sweaty, there should be a law against damaging that beautiful face.

The constant betrayal

With the amount of backstabbing, it’s a wonder Porter even got out of bed.

The sympathy shag

I can understand that for men sex is sex, no matter the motive. But you can’t feel too good about yourself when you find out a woman slept with you because she was ordered to do so.

The curse of the dodgy wig

This is too painful to even write about…

Porter deserved a happy ending!

I shall always remember him like this…

and this…

and perhaps a little bit like this…



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3 responses »

  1. A HUGE sorry to the ladies who left a comment to this post. It was partly written a few days ago and was stuck in the Drafts file. When I wanted to publish the completed post, it used the original date of the draft, therefore sending it to posts a few days old. All I could do was to copy/paste and publish a new post and delete the old! Once again, sorry to those who left a comment!!!

  2. Ahhhh, Porter *stares and swoons*

    Shot in the head? What do you mean? No, that’s not true. He drove off into the sunset. *happy to stay in complete denial*

    • Yes he did! He sat on a camel and wandered into the beautiful sunset with a girl just like you 😉 Oh wait, the girl was just like me 😉 I adore the fact that out of all the RA characters, he wasn’t what one could call an intellectual. It was all brute force and following his heart!


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