It’s been lovely and toasty this neck of the woods- close to 30 degrees (and I don’t mean fahrenheit).
It seems we have skipped spring altogether and that summer has arrived.
There are some unfortunate things attached to this rapid change of weather.
For men, out come the nasty half-calf shorts and the dreaded sandles and sock combo.
Out come the unfortunate shirt options and the questionable shorts.
I, therefore, feel obligate to postulate for a mandatory viewing of Strike Back for both men, but also their wives/girlfriends/partners.
If Porter can look sharp and sexy under such duress, anyone can.
And ‘Gentlemen’, you badly need a lesson in Sexy Sweaty Chic Porter style!
Let’s start with the shirt.
Keep it simple. Leave the Hawaii print for the Tiki Lounge.
Keep it crisp and fresh!
We want to know you smell lovely before we come closer!
Chesties, not man boobs please!
If you don’t got it, don’t flaunt it!
Leave the ugly tank top for the gym.
Leave the crappy hairstyle on the hairdresser’s floor.
Don’t be afraid to accessories!
A funky scarf can really brighten up an otherwise dull outfit.
And no, it won’t make you less many.
You worrying something will make you less manly, makes you less manly!
In summer NEVER forget a pair of sexy shades.
Let the ladies wonder if your eyes are gorgeous as the rest of you!
I expect to see a vast improvement from you gentlemen this summer!