I am still on my Strike Back high.
I am here to tell you a secret!
You want to see John Porter in the nude?
Just order him to strip!
Works like a charm!
Look how I do it:
Over here, John!
Listen to the sound of my voice!
Have you noticed how hot it is?
The sun is scorching, you feel sweaty and need to cool down…
Therefore, I think should STRIP!
Don’t be shy, you should take that jacket and T-shirt off…
That’s it, all the way off…
Now, that’s a good Porter!!! 😉
If only all men where that easy…