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Bad Porter and Danni joke

Here’s a bad joke about Porter and Danni

John Porter marries Danni and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you!
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it! Those are my rules…any comments?”

Danni matter of factly says, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand one thing… there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night – whether you’re HOME or not!”

Images: RAC

Here you can check out the previous jokes

If you’re a masochist, read them.

If you’re a sadist, tell them 😉

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5 responses »

  1. Did you mean “Porter and Maya” or “Porter and DANNI”? Maya was Lucas’s squeeze. 😉

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