Well, I seem to be on a bad joke roll!
If you’ve missed the other 3, here they are:
You have been warned!
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other
is just having a baby.
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with twins.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.
What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make,
with a snowman you have to hollow out the head
and use all that extra snow to make its testicles.
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.