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Oh no, it’s yet another round of really bad jokes, RA style- part 4

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Well, I seem to be on a bad joke roll!

If you’ve missed the other 3, here they are:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

You have been warned!

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other
is just having a baby.

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with twins.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.

Armitage Robert Ascroft cropped

Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.

What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make,
with a snowman you have to hollow out the head
and use all that extra snow to make its testicles.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.


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About AgzyM

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons". A fangirl through and through, anglophile, and admirer of beauty whereever I can find it. I love books and art, and spend too much time admiring Richard Armitage and other amazing British actors.

5 responses »

  1. ROFL, these are a scream, love them all!

    Reply
  2. Love these! Don’t stop…keep them coming! The photos you place with them actually keeps the reader from really making a true judgement on whether or not the joke is bad! There are NO BAD PHOTOS for sure! Have a great day!

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  3. Pingback: Bad Porter and Maya joke « I Want to be a Pin-Up

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