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Another round of bad jokes, RA style part 3

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Oh no! It’s another round of really bad jokes!

Below you can find the previous bad, bad jokes:

Part 1

Part 2

Hope you enjoy 😉

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.

Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.

What do men and women have in common?
They both distrust men.

 How is a man like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

					
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About AgzyM

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons". A fangirl through and through, anglophile, and admirer of beauty whereever I can find it. I love books and art, and spend too much time admiring Richard Armitage and other amazing British actors.

3 responses »

  1. Thanks again! I think I’ve been on your site for an hour at least, reading all the past posts! I’ll be back for more! Have a great day!

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  2. Pingback: Oh no, it’s yet another round of really bad jokes, RA style- part 4 « I Want to be a Pin-Up

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