What do you call a handcuffed man?
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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Why do men like smart women?
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.