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Helpless Pin-Up Girl

 “Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts.” ~ Author Unknown

Sorry, but I had to vent…

I wasn’t going to write about this topic, but certain events have pushed me over the edge!

I have changed the name to protect the guilty and because I don’t want a gang of rabid fans descended on this peaceful blog

Dear Mr. Girlfriend Beater,

I would just like to congratulate you on your recent success.

 How unexpected!

One would have thought that after your antics no one in their right mind would give you the time of day.

Seems the world has received another dose of crazy pills also known as amnesia pills.

How wrong were we to doubt your return to glory?

There was one thing we didn’t take into account.

It seems in show business all can be easily swept under the red carpet…sorry, the rug.

Dear GB!

I have not forgotten.

I still remember seeing those photos for the first time and shuddering with disgust. It takes a specific type of man to beat on a woman almost half your size. A woman you claimed to have loved.

I have not forgotten and every time I hear you on the radio, I change the station.

Every time you are on telly, I change the channel.

 Dear GB!

Take your victory lap.

Who know, maybe history will remember you as a great entertainer and omit the”beating to the pulp” part.

Your fans have been out in droves stating that they would let you beat them up, as long as you kissed them after.

Perhaps they forget the generations of women who came before them, who made sacrifices and struggled, so my generation wouldn’t have to go through the horror of abuse.

 I will not forget.

 That probably wouldn’t worry you, as I’m so insignificant.

 But I believe that many like me will not get amnesia, we will not forgive and forget.

And GB,

The next time you decide to beat someone up, find someone your own size, coward!

A round of bad jokes, RA style

What do you call a handcuffed man?
  Trustworthy.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
  You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
  Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Image: The Framewok Blog
Why do men like smart women?
  Opposites attract.
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How can you tell when a man is well hung?
  When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the  noose.

How do men exercise on the beach?
  By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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