As you know, I’ve been spending
too much lots of time on Tumblr.
One of my favorite things to do is go through the fanfic published there, and I know I’m not the only one (high-five to my smutty friends…).
I had been meaning to write a post on different variations of The Hobbit fanfic, but truth be told, it’s not for the fainthearted and I couldn’t be bothered to deal with stuff.
I’m very happy that Jas decided to post her favorite Aidean, Bagginshield, and Durincest stories, risking getting an earful from one or two high and mighty readers expressing their dissatisfaction, who will inevitably stop by.
I cowered away from posting my own list, feeling like I really didn’t want to rock the proverbial boat.
So, in essence, I’ve tried to support any fellow blogger whose freedom of expression was questioned, but I shied away from posting what I really wanted out of fear of having to deal with some people.
Time to right this wrong and grow a pair!
Here’s the place where I give you fair warning.
The themes of the stories may be disturbing to some.
These are erotic stories, real people fics, slash and general NSFW and smut galore!
If any of these things don’t appeal to you, please go on your merry way and I hope to see you back here some other time :)
Please PLEASE don’t leave comments about how you disapprove of these sorts of things as you got plenty of warning beforehand!
Firstly, remember that you can track the different tags on Tumblr:
Here’s a list of different fanfics that have caught my eye.
I don’t really have the habit of saving things on my computer, so it’s hard to say if these are the best of the bunch.
I have added a link to the authors, so you can check out other stories of authors who have caught your eye.
Please feel free to add links to other fanfics that you’d like to share :)
My choices are a bit heavy on Kili + Fili for obvious reasons, so I tried to get a bit of Thorin in there too, just to balance things out.
I’m not going to categorise the fanfic and pass judgment as to how smutty they may be, some are PG-13 fluff, others are right down dirty, so just assume you’re clicking on filth most of the time :)
Dwarves only love once, and Fili and Kili discover they are meant for each other. But still they are brothers, and struggle with that knowledge. Getting intimate is…difficult to say the least. Fili/Kili, incest, sex.
Fili and Kili survive the final battle and look forward to spending their lives together. However Thorin and Dis have other plans for the two brothers, and they do not take the news well. Fili/Kili, angst, incest, character deaths.
It’s Fili’s birthday and thanks to Radagast’s tricks he gets double of what he wants most.
Part 1 of The Bath Time Tales, Kili + Fili
Part 2 of The Bath Time Tales, Kili + Fili
Fili messes his hair up on purpose so he can have Kili fix it for him.
Kili + Fili + Thorin. Nuff said…
Kíli comes of age, and is difficult about the whole thing.
Fili and Kili hate each other with a passion and fight constantly as a result. Thorin, annoyed at their stupidity sends the brothers on a task with the hope that they will solve their issues.
Kili + Fili and how do you miss a group of trolls stroll on by and take a couple of horses?
The Rivendell elves, either because they are dicks or because they don’t know any better, give the dwarves provisions for their trip which include chocolate. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac to dwarves, but since it’s so scarce not many dwarves are aware of this fact. Fili and Kili, the two youngest and most inexperienced dwarves, think nothing of eating the chocolate and Thorin is the one who gets to deal with the repercussions.
The Dwarves settle in for the night at Bag End. In which Thorin is long suffering, Kili is a devious brat and Fili isn’t quite sure why he puts up with him.
Fili and Kili wash themselves as Thorin walks in on them…
Bilbo settles into a strange new routine with Fili and Kili, but finds himself dwelling on the younger’s comments at the springs…
King Thror, as in gratitude, let’s the dwarf who found the Arkenstone name his price.
He choses a night in bed with the dwarven prince.
While Thorin has a tea cup and a tiny, beautiful B on his wrist (that he keeps covered at all times), Bilbo’s wrist is completely unmarked. This causes tension and misunderstanding until Thorin catches Bilbo with his back unclothed.
Bilbo lips off, and Thorin has to punish him…
In Rivendell, Bilbo Baggins receives a golden necklace from a certain dwarf, thus causing him to learn much more about dwarven courtship than he’s ever bargained for. And as they soon realize, curiosity and worse has taken both sides, thus changing the very fabrics of their journey.
Author: Moonbeam (luvsbitca)
When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities.
Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occurring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit who might be trying to court one another without the other knowing – while their companions are either helpful or confusingly gleeful.
RPF (Real life fiction):
A PG-13 Richard Armitage + Lee Pace fic.
Please add links to other fanfics you enjoyed in comments :)
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