What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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About AgzyM
"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons".
A fangirl through and through, anglophile, and admirer of beauty whereever I can find it. A book lover, and a child of pop culture.
ROFL, really like the handcuff joke. Can’t take my eyes off Porter……….OMG he is delicious!!
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Great jokes, but could hardly get past John Porter in what I call the “X Factor” photo! His body is NO laughing matter!
I’ve said it before- Porter’s body should carry a warning! Sexy goodness all rolled into one
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